SWINE FLU

Has anyone taken into consideration the fact that all of these Mexicans (or probably most of them) that have died from the oh so scary Swine Flu probably already had horrible health histories to begin with? Not to mention the fact that their health care isn't even close to what we have available here. Oh no! That would make too much sense. I love the way one of the news correspondents thought it would be a good idea to ask the head of the CDC if he would approve of his wife or daughter traveling to Mexico right now. What do you think? That was one of the dumbest questions I have ever heard. Leave it to the media.

FAT LATINO MEN

Why is it that fat Latino men think they're all that? I don't consider the fact that if I were with you and had to lift up your fat to find your dick a turn on. Yet, they still make it obvious they're checking you out and seem to think that you knowing this is a good thing. Here's an idea, drop 100 pounds and then maybe I'd give you half a glance. Let's be honest, everyone wants someone with a good heart, but if they don't look good you're not going to get close enough to find out. Plus, if you're a Latin man, you probably have hairy ass cheeks! Disgusting! Therefore, dropping the weight would be okay, but once most women get sight of those hairy ass cheeks they'll be out of there! Don't get me wrong, I like my men hairy - chest armpits, pubic area (quote: Stewie Griffin - 'step on my pubes!) but not their fucking ass cheeks! Please wax. It would be like having sex with a gorilla. So, to sum it up, if you're a fat Latin man with hairy ass cheeks and are doing nothing about it - you deserve a punch in the face!