FAT LATINO MEN

Why is it that fat Latino men think they're all that? I don't consider the fact that if I were with you and had to lift up your fat to find your dick a turn on. Yet, they still make it obvious they're checking you out and seem to think that you knowing this is a good thing. Here's an idea, drop 100 pounds and then maybe I'd give you half a glance. Let's be honest, everyone wants someone with a good heart, but if they don't look good you're not going to get close enough to find out. Plus, if you're a Latin man, you probably have hairy ass cheeks! Disgusting! Therefore, dropping the weight would be okay, but once most women get sight of those hairy ass cheeks they'll be out of there! Don't get me wrong, I like my men hairy - chest armpits, pubic area (quote: Stewie Griffin - 'step on my pubes!) but not their fucking ass cheeks! Please wax. It would be like having sex with a gorilla. So, to sum it up, if you're a fat Latin man with hairy ass cheeks and are doing nothing about it - you deserve a punch in the face!

I've always wanted to tell someone with a serious look on my face that they should name their kid 'Rufus'. I hate it when people ask you what baby names you like for their kid. Aren't they supposed to be the ones picking it out? First of all I stink at picking out names. Secondly, I don't give a shit what you name your kid. Thirdly, to get a laugh out of it I'm going to tell you to name your kid 'Rufus'. Rufus Worthington, future President. Rufus is no worse than Barack. Seriously? Barack? That sounds like the Italian word for shed - 'barraca'. I hope there are some sharp tools in that guy's head, not just a wheelbarrow full of bricks... I am so bored of politics. I honestly don't give a shit at this point. BORING!!!!! I'd rather watch an elephant take a dump.

PEOPLE AND ADVICE

I hate it when people go out of their way to specifically ask you for advice on something and then they turn around and do the complete opposite of what you advised. Then they have the balls to complain after they didn't follow your advice and some shit happened to them because of it. Fuck you dickhead! That's what you get for not following my fucking advice! Hey- here's a piece of advice: WHEN YOU ASK FOR ADVICE, FOLLOW WHAT YOU'RE TOLD! You obviously trust that person enough to ask them in the first place. People are absolute ninnies. There is no point in talking to most people because they never fucking listen or they listen and don't get it. I wonder what the average IQ for an adult in the US is these days? 40? Jackasses everywhere...