I've always wanted to tell someone with a serious look on my face that they should name their kid 'Rufus'. I hate it when people ask you what baby names you like for their kid. Aren't they supposed to be the ones picking it out? First of all I stink at picking out names. Secondly, I don't give a shit what you name your kid. Thirdly, to get a laugh out of it I'm going to tell you to name your kid 'Rufus'. Rufus Worthington, future President. Rufus is no worse than Barack. Seriously? Barack? That sounds like the Italian word for shed - 'barraca'. I hope there are some sharp tools in that guy's head, not just a wheelbarrow full of bricks... I am so bored of politics. I honestly don't give a shit at this point. BORING!!!!! I'd rather watch an elephant take a dump.

PEOPLE AND ADVICE

I hate it when people go out of their way to specifically ask you for advice on something and then they turn around and do the complete opposite of what you advised. Then they have the balls to complain after they didn't follow your advice and some shit happened to them because of it. Fuck you dickhead! That's what you get for not following my fucking advice! Hey- here's a piece of advice: WHEN YOU ASK FOR ADVICE, FOLLOW WHAT YOU'RE TOLD! You obviously trust that person enough to ask them in the first place. People are absolute ninnies. There is no point in talking to most people because they never fucking listen or they listen and don't get it. I wonder what the average IQ for an adult in the US is these days? 40? Jackasses everywhere...

STUPID SECURITY GUARDS

I love how security guards think they're all that when in fact all they are is a piece of shit on the bottom of my shoe. It particularly annoys the fuck out of me when they harrass the employees of their own company. The other day I parked my truck in an 'unauthorized' parking spot. Despite the fact that I was working in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT and the entire parking lot was EMPTY, as I was leaving at seven am, this dickhead 'security guard' felt the need to remind me that I wasn't allowed to park there. Fuck you dickhead! I'll park wherever the fuck I want in a deserted parking lot at 2am! Take your 'policies' and tell the 'VP' that you can both shove them up your asses, twist them around and have a grand old time with them because again - I don't give a fuck! How about instead I run you over in my truck and then drag you out of yours and give you a PUNCH IN THE FACE!

RECENT MOVIES

Just recently saw the movie 'The Wrestler'. I highly advise anyone to see it. Or you could waste your time like most of America's idiots and see something stupid and shitty like 'Mall Cop'.

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T-SHIRT

You know that if you see me walking around in just a t-shirt that I've had a bad day. Isn't it funny that when you get to a certain point of stress that you automatically stop caring about anything frivolous? I fail to see the purpose of putting on pants if: 1) I'm in my own house and it's not cold, 2) I'm not trying to look sexy for anyone unless my dog cares and never told me, 3) I just don't give a shit. If I want to take my dog out for a piss wearing a t-shirt and panties I will if I fucking want to and if anyone wants to get funny I'll blow their head off with a .38 Bersa. Some fat bald fucker today thought it would be a good idea to follow me in his car because he thought I had cut him off. Let's just say that when I let him catch up he was sorry he rolled down his window. You want to trade words you fat fuck? You picked the wrong person. Oh and I wrote down your plate number and reported you as a wreckless driver who likes to follow innocent people and make threats. Hope you had fun when the cops came to your house. Dickhead. You should be happy that you didn't get what you really deserved - A punch in the face. Cunt.