SNOWMEN

'Snowmens don't have thoraxes'. That is something I said while overcome by tiredness. Isn't it funny how our brains just won't work when we're overly tired? You can't even get basic grammar down. So just remember when you don't have anything interesting to say....'Snowmens don't have thoraxes.

If this entry wasn't interesting or intellectual enough for you, you can fuck off to another site. Won't bother me any. It's not worth it to be serious all the time. I truly believe that serious people die early.

MUSIC

Why does music push us over the edge with our emotions? I was watching this show about a mother and son re-united after the son was kidnapped as an infant. Well, as soon as the music started playing I lost it bawling my head off like a child. Or when you're working out, you can trudge through it, or put on a great song and find you can probably lift a car? What is it that music has that everything else doesn't?

I HATE COPS

The truth is that the majority of cops are assholes. They sit out there with their lazy asses and their lasers pulling over hard working parents and healthcare workers when they should be out stopping drug dealers and gang bangers. The fact of the matter is that they'd rather pick on a young single parent or senior citizen driving home from their church group rather than get their pussy asses beat by a mexican gang member. I hope that every cop that has ever pulled over someone that didn't deserve it gets a horrible incurable disease and dies a terrible painful death. I'd like to have a line-up for cops where they each walk by me and get a punch in the face.

THANKSGIVING 'SALES'

These advertisements for these stupid after Thanksgiving 'sales' are ridiculous. Do they actually think that I'm going to get up at 4am to shop for a sweater and still pay forty bucks?? If I'm going to get up that early I had better be able to get an agora sweater, a pair of designer jeans, and matching lingerie and shoes for 10 bucks! Still though, I hear about people flocking to these 'sales' and waiting at the doors to department stores at four in the morning. Everyone with half a brain knows that they just mark everything up the night before to make you think you're saving a bundle at '60%' off ! As a matter of fact, I don't think any article of clothing should cost over twenty dollars. If I ever wear a pair of jeans that costs 100 dollars it had better do something fabulous like smooth out cellulite any time you wear them. Well everyone - welcome to the holiday season!

-Dr. Vijayjay

PHONES

Can we please get back to phones just being phones? I think that these people that are walking around talking into these 'phones' with full keyboards look utterly ridiculous. I agree that texting is covenient, but it was fine with just the numeric system. Do you really need a full keyboard? You may as well go home and send an e-mail if you're going to send a message that complicated. I'm not going to play that 'keep up with technology' game that most people try to play. I could care less if I had no phone at all. As a matter of fact I HATE my phone most of the time. It's like a little annoying line for people to interrupt your day with. Most times I just leave it in my bag because I despise it so much. The phone is for MY convenience, not everyone else's. Can't get ahold of me? Well I guess that just sucks for you.

EMERGENCY ROOMS KILL PEOPLE

It's so comforting to know that today's ER's are filled with incompetent doctors and nurses. I know of a woman who has excruciatingly painful intermittent abdominal pain. So excruciating that it is incapacitating. She went to an emergency room for them only to do tests that she told them had already been done and then have them tell her there's 'nothing wrong'. Basically what they were saying was 'we don't know what the hell it is so don't take up any more of our time and go see someone on your own.' So this woman could have gotten into her car, driven home and gotten into a huge accident if she had another attack whilst driving and left her children without a mother. Those fucks in the emergency room should all be punched in the gut by a UFC fighter repeatedly so they could feel the same pain and then have someone tell them to deal with it and go the fuck home. On the way out they should have someone at the door to spit in their face. Cunts.

ELECTION BOREDOM

Can we possibly re-assess, evaluate, or read into the presidential election results any further? It's not going to change the outcome! For Christ's sakes! Let it lie already! Every news channel continues to beat this dead horse. I often wonder if a day will ever come when the media will realize that the public are sick and tired of their antics. It makes me feel like buying an old video camcorder from 1980 and smashing it over someone's head. As for Larry King, I'd like to strangle him with his suspenders. He asks all his guests the same questions. I could ask more interesting questions myself. I'd rather watch two slugs mating...