CASEY ANTHONY

This woman is a digusting excuse for a human being. How blatantly obvious is it that she killed her own daughter? Now we have to go through all these shinanigans trying to prove that she really did it? Our justice system is corrupt and our police "officials" and "detectives" have the IQ of a gnat because they have had 5 months to find this little girl's body and they have been unable to. It's scary to think that a crazy young woman whose only skills are partying and shopping at walmart can outsmart them. This woman should be forced to eat platefuls of shit for 24 hours and then beaten so badly that all her bones are broken. If they need any volunteers for this, Dr. Vijayjay is available...Those tears in her picture are those of a manipulative killer.

FUNNY

Why is it that after a while, things that were once funny just aren't anymore? Why do we get bored so easily? Although some people don't get bored as easily as others, it still happens. People get tired of each other; no longer find the other person interesting etc. People get tired of their jobs, find their hobbies no longer interesting and so on and so forth. Why does this happen?? Today I listened to a joke that I always used to laugh at and it just wasn't even remotely funny anymore. I really felt disappointed by that. I don't really know what else to say about this topic, but it DOES bother me. Is that why people are so afraid of getting married these days? Is it because they're afraid that one day will come and they'll realize they no longer have interest in that person and have to hurt them by telling them the truth? How must it feel for someone to tell you that you're no longer intersting? Pretty shitty I bet...

VOTING

I dont' think that uneducated and un-informed people should be allowed to vote. It's pretty much like putting the fate of our country into the hands of idiots. McCain is probably going to lose this election because there are a majority of people in all classes (from welfare to middle class) who will strictly vote for Obama just because he is black and they want to see a black president. They have no idea what either of the candidates views are on any of the issues. This is frightening to me. If this is the way it is, I could walk up to anyone on the street and ask them to have a go at performing surgery on me. Something has to be done. I think it would be a good idea to have a mandatory 'quiz' like questionnaire that voters have to fill out and pass first before being allowed to vote. There should be questions on it such as "what does each candidate claim to do for national debt?" or "What is Obama's Health Plan". Nothing complicated, just a little something that shows that you have at least made a minimal effort to educate yourself on the issues and views from both sides. As complicated as the ballot is in itself, I'm sure we could come up with something.

TOWELS

Why is it that when people visit you they always ask you if you have towels? How do they think you got through life up to this point? Do they think that we just rip off pieces of toilet paper to dry off after a shower? Or maybe keep an extra roll of paper towel in the bathroom? Honestly. I have had it with the stupid questions. Can we please use our brains before we let stupid shit come out of our mouths?

BUSINESS

I'm sure most of you have noticed that I haven't been posting as much as usual. Here's the reason: I'm busy! 'I'm busy' is a line you can use at any time. For example - 'Hey want to hang out Friday night?' 'Oh, um, no I can't- I'm busy that night.' The 'I'm busy' excuse includes any all other excuses within it. You can even use it to get out of a funeral, except you would have to expand on it , something like this: 'I'm so sorry, I can't attend because I have mandatory meetings at work right now that are keeping me tied up and busy'. Yes, you may sound like a jerk for saying that, but still you got out of it! I wouldn't want a bunch of people coming to cry over my dead body anyway. Where were they during life? Isn't that when you're supposed to appreciate people? Here's some advice, tell people exactly how you feel when they're alive so you're not kicking yourself for the rest of YOUR life after they die. If you feel you need an ass kicking but don't have the balls to give yourself one, you can always get one from Dr. Vijayjay.

BEFORE AND AFTER

I hate the way in any before and after pictures you see that the person looks like they're dying and possibly just had chemotherapy in the first picture and then they're so elated and made up in the second one. Can we please get a fair comparison? Do marketers think we're that stupid? Give me a break. I will never believe ANY before and after picture that I see.

TODAY'S TEENS

The other day, this girl in the mall told me that she couldn't add steamed vegetables to my salad because 'SHE DIDN'T HAVE A BUTTON FOR THAT'. Do you believe that? She was basically telling me that she wouldn't know how to ring up my order if I added vegetables to it. I told her that she had better figure out a way because I want what I want when I want it. Especially when I am ordering out! I wonder if this place has IQ tests for the people who apply there. My guess is no. Charge me for a double salad, do whatever, ask a manager, but FIGURE IT OUT! Teens this day and age are so helpless and stupid that it's sickening. Our country is going to be in their hands? That's scary.

BEING A DOCTOR

I wonder if being a doctor is worth it sometimes. I think that once you're into it, you can never get out and you're trapped because nothing is as important as what you're doing. You can try to fool yourself and act like you care about your family, but the truth is, priority for physicians is... work. You handle people's lives and well being. That's your job. On top of that you sacrifice relationships, having a family, friends, and even sometimes personal hygeine. You study your ass off so that you can work your ass off trying to pay loans that probably won't be paid until you're sixty. Anyone else have a job that controls your life? If you do, you can depend on Dr. Vijayjay for a negative outlook.

ORGANIC FOOD

I don't think it's fair that it's so much more expensive to eat healthy than to eat crap. For example, You can get a Whopper sandwich at Burger King loaded with saturated fat and other things that will kill you for .99 cents, but a loaf of Ezekiel bread (high protein bread made with sprouts, oats, and other healthy ingredients) will cost you about $5.00! Any kind of fresh produce or vegetables are so much more expensive than the canned ones which are laden with sodium and other preservatives. You would think that it would cost extra to make a product that you have to add all that crap to anyway. I will talk more about this later. I am being distracted by a major pain in the ass who shall remain unnamed. HE is in for a verbal thrashing as he is not yet mature enough for a punch in the face.